![]() However, he must have had good self-esteem because he would look at his reflection and puff up his beard, which is a sexual behavior, and must have thought, "Man! That's a good looking lizard!" She thinks this in in part of him seeing his reflection in his tank but didn't know he was looking at himself. Kitty waste is nothing like bearded dragon waste, and she says "In terms of waste product, oh my heavens, forget nuclear weapons, forget a large arsenal, take a plane, fill it with that and any nation would bow to our world." Sadly, Paula tells us her bearded dragon past away, but he lived a long life for a bearded dragon. To complete her pet menagerie, Paula has a lop-eared bunny and had a constipated bearded dragon. They even have a period of mourning, although my ant hasn't been able to have that, because he's doing all the farming on his own right now!" She says, "He pretty much cries and plows, cries and plows!" For example, she states, "My ants have a burial ground, which I know because it's full right now - I only have one ant left. Some types of ants will even make separate rooms for different things. The ants get to work right away making tunnels, and within the first day, they pretty much have everything under control. First, you add the sand and then you put the ants in. ![]() When you buy an ant farm, the ants don't come with it. They couldn't have but a tiny bean for a brain and can't be the brightest creatures on the earth because their heads just aren't big enough and yet they know exactly what to do. Paula says she is so fascinated by ants because they have such a work ethic. She says, "I can't keep them alive on the farm - can't kill 'em in the kitchen!" So one lone ant hangs out by himself in Uncle Milton's Ant Farm. Paula also has an ant farm, but she only has one ant left. You're more of a cat 'haver' after that!" She goes on to say that, "Once you have sixteen, by the way, a lot of the love goes out of it. My hand is always kind of rocking a little bit and people sometimes think it's some sort of neurological problem!" She worries about her kid's college funds, because she spends it all on kitty litter. Taking care of sixteen cats is not easy and Paula claims to have a callous on her hand from sifting the litter! She says, "I always have kind of vibrating ever so slightly from the sifting motion. People always ask her how she got sixteen cats, and she says, "I had fifteen and I got one more! This really concerns me about America's relationship to math - it's not that hard to figure out!" She says is tired of getting that judgmental "gasp" when she mentions the amount of cats she has. Paula has three kids, but states that, "Two of them are really hard - so it's like having sixteen." However, she does have sixteen cats. Bump once wrote in a letter to Paula's parents: "I have enjoyed many of Paula's humorous comments about our activities." Now, Paula is on a perpetual tour - she does it everyday! Bump, with being the first one to spot her comedic talents. She credits her kindergarten teacher, Mrs. she was traveling on a Greyhound bus across the country - stopping in at open mic nights at comedy clubs as she went. Paula Poundstone grew up in Sudbury, Massachusetts and by the time she was nineteen. She's trying to decide whether to buy cat litter or send her kids to college. ![]() She proudly defends being the cat mama to 16 cats (3 if the landlord asks). We're flashing back to comedian Paula Poundstone's guest spot in 2012. ![]()
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